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SINGLE GUYS: Nervous about flirting with a woman? Just remember: they`re smart, confident, and aware they don`t need us, so yeah, you should be worried.
My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT?
It`s a beautiful day, think I`ll skip my meds and stir things up a bit.
There are so many scams on the Internet now these days, but for $19.95 I can show you how to avoid them.
Lady`s if you want guys to look at your face instead of your chest ... eat a banana.
The worst part of being naked is not having pockets.
A shark will only attack you if you’re wet.
Would you mind going with me to my next Psychologist appointment? He thinks I`m making you up.
My baby girl is so polite. I told her she needed to share and she said "No, thank you"
Not so great minds also think alike.
Don’t ever laugh in the bathroom it will make people think ur playing with yourself
It’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight..
We`ll be friends `til we`re old and senile ... Then we`ll be new friends.
My wife told me I have to quit playing poker all the time but I think she`s bluffing...
If by time, you mean vodka, then yes, time does heal all wounds.