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People around me think I`m losing it. So today, I had to sit myself down and have a talk.
On my tombstone I want it to say: ‘I didn’t forward the text message to 15 friends.” ;)
Don`t ask me for advice, my answer is always get them drunk.
Once and for all, I agree to ALL "the terms and conditions" that have or will ever exist!
Never trust a person with only one Facebook photo of themselves.
Who else`s favorite Spring time game is "Guess how deep that pothole really is."
I`ve got good news and bad news. The good news is this status is almost over. The bad news is you read the whole thing.
Those teardrop tattoos mean you cried during the notebook, right?
The more photos you have to untag, the better the weekend was.
Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation ever. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the “Like” button.
I can’t find the words to express how I have nothing to say
I could defuse a bomb if it sounded like an alarm clock and I was sleeping.
Pandora has taught me that a lot of the music I love is very similar to music I absolutely hate
The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.
Wouldn`t ventriloquists be a lot cooler if they could throw their farts?