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Happy July 22nd! Today isn’t a holiday, but you’re alive and well, so why not celebrate?
You girls are lucky, tampons are changing the end from a string to a bit of tinsel but its only for the Christmas period
If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.
I don`t hit the "Like" button on my own statuses because I am self-centered, it`s just that I amaze myself sometimes and I want to show my appreciation!!!!!!
This skinny girl just told me she "forgets" to eat? Is that possible? I just licked her face in case it`s contagious.
According to the U.S. Census Bureau: 190,374 people are having sex right now, 212,130 are kissing, and 1 poor person is reading this post. You hang in there!
You’re not in a serious relationship until he leaves you in a room alone with his phone.
Who me? Oh I`m just waiting for my husband to apologize for something I did wrong...marriage is fun
You could give me 45 years to do homework and I still wouldn’t do it until the night before.
I`m a little stumped by this beer to pee volume ratio.
Does "who cares" count as advice?
i forgot how to put a status ... can anyone help me ?
When I first went on the pill, I put on some weight. Which proved to be a very effective contraceptive.
I`m thinking about remodeling my bathroom and thanks to all your selfies I`m getting some great ideas!!.....
What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"?