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I wonder how many dads named their sons Luke just so they can say "Luke, I am your father."....
A cool thing about being in a relationship is that when you make a mistake you get to hear about it over and over.
The best curve on a girl is her smile ;) ... Lol just kidding!
Sure you can try and tell me what to do. Or you can keep your teeth.
You could completely eliminate the semicolon key and 90% of America wouldn`t notice... until they needed to wink at somebody.
These peopele at the gym are looking at me like they expect me to share my donuts ... SMH
Whatever it is ... I didn´t do it!
Famous words from Fergie... "Boom Boom Pow!" Happy 4th of July!!
Would an obsession with the imperial measurement system be considered a foot fetish?
Two things you can always be certain about when it comes to women: 1) They`re always cold. 2) It’s somehow your fault.
Don`t kiss behind the garden . Love is blind but the neighbors are not :P
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Setting an alarm is how we ruin days that haven`t even started yet.
You know it’s a really good bar when there’s a couple outside breaking up.
"Oh my god, you`ve gotten so fat! Want me to make you something to eat?" - my mom