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So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
I`m not sure where you learned to whisper but I`m guessing inside a helicopter surrounded by f*cking chainsaws.
I bet the guy made of money in the Gieco commercial doesn`t ever ride his motorcycle on Martin Luther King Blvd in any town.
I`m well on my way to getting absolutely nothing done today.
Recipes sound good until you realize that you don`t have $846 worth of spices in your house.
So no pizza place on Ninja Turtles ever questioned the delivery address being “The Sewer”
One day you will die, but every other day you won’t. So that’s pretty great, right? ... Inspirational posts are hard.
If you have no regrets in life, you clearly have never gone out with me.
FACEBOOK STORY: Add as friend – Approve -> Write something on wall -Intro – Everyday chatting – Ask number phone – Messaging – Calling – Meeting – Express love – Make relationship status – Hangout – Misunderstanding – Fight – Break up – Unfriend – Block !THE END
Hope you don`t mind if I make transformer sound effects when we switch positions.
I have decided to leave my past behind me.. so If I owe you money..I’m sorry. but I’ve moved on.
I don’t love being single but I do love being happy.
my stomach just growled and it sounded like it said... `Droid`....
I`d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don`t wanna see you everyday.
I`ll sell my broken watch when the time is right.