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If you keep doing what you´ve always done, you´ll keep getting what you´ve always gotten.
Today`s big idea - Coffee eye drops
I hear Internet Explorer 10 is going to allow you to download and install Firefox up to three times faster.
first show me the benefits and then I`ll decide if we can be friends.
Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they`re looking for ideas.
I couldn`t help but notice that I would like to have sex with you more frequently!
And yet another year goes by with People magazine failing to recognize my beauty.
It`s just a matter of time before they add the word "Syndrome" after my last name.
OMG! I just discovered that if I align them JUST right, that I can make your boobs stand straight up (just like the broom trick)! Message me for an appointment! ;)
I`m honestly convinced some women do not fart. They just hold it in, and it comes out as drama.
Everything I like is expensive, illegal, or won’t text me back.
People often say laughter is the best medicine, but they neglect to mention that an overdose can cause one’s ass to fall off.
"Be strong" I whisper to my coffee.
Before you refer to someone as your ex, make sure they know you dated.
The voices in my head are not real, but they have good ideas.