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Besides creating dinosaurs are mosquitos good for anything?
No, I didn`t say I was a taxidermist. I said, I can stuff your beaver.
All I`m saying is, I`ve never seen my ex and Satan in the same room together.
You know those people who get all excited and lovey with puppies at pet stores? Same. But I`m in a liquor store.
I`m easily influenced... That`s why I try not to watch too much porn
Quick Hide! Monday is Coming!!
I`m not homophobic, I love my house!
Sex, drugs, and candy crush all have one thing in common. It’s only an addiction if you start paying for it.
Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
Hey Guys! I havent seen you since last year!(;
Just spent 20 minutes on the treadmill without breaking into a sweat......tomorrow I might even switch it on!
Hi there beautiful, can I drive you to drink?
I just found out that his full name is actually, Vehicle Identification Number Diesel.
Not only am I a master of suspense, but I
On the plus side of 2017, the use of the words `awesomesauce` and `amazeballs` were at an all time low.