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I am currently unsupervised ... I know, it freaks me out too. But the possibilities are endless!
Omg!! got 6 numbers on the Lotto.. and the stupid machine didn´t pick any of them
I wouldn’t have to manage my anger, if people could learn to manage their stupidity.
If you could have all of Bill Gates` money or world peace, what colour would your Lamborghini be?
The most terrifying thing a woman can say to me is "notice anything different?"
I have a life, I have the best life in the world. Oh wait sitting around watching Netflix and eating pizza rolls isn`t a life. I guess i was wrong then. :( bummer
My husband told me that he would leave me if I didn`t give up all my bad habbits.....I nearly choked on my toe nail!
My brain is about as well organized as the Walmart $5 dvd bin.
Nothing screams "I don`t care about being on time for work" like hopping on Facebook first thing in the morning.
Whoever snuck the s in “fast food” is a clever person.
I know I should lift weights, but those things are heavy!!
I will never admit to my parents that I don’t believe in the Easter Bunny or Santa as long as I still get presents and candy.
I bet the guy that was looking forward to his next life and came back reincarnated as me is really disappointed.
Does anyone else wonder why naked and baked, 2 words that go together SO well, don`t rhyme?? ...I mean, who comes up with these words anyway? lol
Just when I think I`m over my insomnia the car behind me honks.