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Didja ever get to know someone so well, that you wish you didn`t know them at all????
The real problem with this generation is that the cartoons suck.
There`s a big difference between knowing what time the liquor store closes, and what time it opens.
Take mentos and freeze into ice cubes. Put the ice cubes in your friend’s drink. After five minutes their drink will randomly explode.
Just ordered a chicken and an egg off the internet to see which comes first. I`ll keep you posted.
Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.
She might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty`s only a light switch away.
I`m pretty sure country music singers are all just the same guy wearing different hats.
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
For lent, I`m giving up sexual innuendos but it`s hard... so hard!
Anyone notice the irony behind “hyphenated” and “non-hyphenated”?
For every idiot proof system devised, a new and improved idiot will arise to overcome it.
My walk of shame is putting back the 9 boxes of assorted cereals that my wife found in the grocery cart.
This post was going to be really funny but I didn`t write it down because I was totally sure I`d remember it.
What if Spider Man has to stop a crime in the countryside