Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
She might be ugly now, but wait a few more drinks.
Going to drink straight from the carton because I`m a badass!
Googling ways to dispose of a body, mostly to freak out the douche behind me who keeps staring at my laptop screen
It takes a lot of courage for a man to admit his wife is wrong...
Some people have goals of conquering the world! My goal is to sleep through the night without having to get up and pee!
There’s a good reason I’m up this late: because I have to wake up really early.
That awkward moment when Adele finds someone like me
I just saw a disclaimer that said “don’t try this at home”, so I tried it at my neighbors house.
Dear piece of paper that wont go in the dust pan ... f*ck you!
According to Pinterest, I`m severely under-utilizing mason jars.
Holiday cards, when you care enough to let friends, family, customers & clients see how your handwriting hasn`t improved since fourth grade.
Why is it that people who drink energy drinks seem like the people with the least amount of sh!t going on?
Are you really sorry or are you just Charlie Sheen sorry?
I`m not naughty ... I`m mischievously creative
is giving everyone permission to steal, and use this status.