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I hate when Iām about to hug someone really sexy and then my face hits the mirror.
All I`m saying is one of us is right and the other one is you.
In movies, do actors wear costume underwear? Or underwear from home? The whole thing is confusing. I don`t think I can keep watching movies
Beauty comes in all shapes & sizes. Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings.
It`s Friday! High-five some sh!t!
I`ll never understand why single women waste so much time on dating websites when there are so many eligible bachelors right here in this adult bookstore.
Please do not read this.
My wife told me her favourite position is when i lay very very still for a few hours........late at night....until the alarm clock goes off in the morning.
Don`t judge. Maybe I`m conducting a study of the effects of prolonged laziness on a human body. You don`t know.
Not sure what to do with all the daylight we are saving.
With all the botched executions lately, it has been suggested that we bring back the guillotine. But if we do that I`m sure heads will roll.
Stop calling them rednecks. The term is NASCAR-Americans. Y`all.
you know hes a keeper when you know his facebook login and password!
The Best Excuse given by a Lady for Missing Work ! "My husband took an overdose of Viagra.....Couldn`t leave him alone with the Maid"
I got my panties all in a bunch ... You know those Wal Mart 10 pack cotton bundles.