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I used to date a girl with a lazy eye, but she was seeing someone on the side.
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks you what you like to do for fun.
Click Like, if you hate being told what to do.
Legally,It´s questionable. Morally,It´s disgusting. Personally,I like it.
facebook cuz am too old to have imaginery friends
I am so thankful for all the people that aren`t in my life.
Do you guys ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you & they`re stabbing it? No? How about now?
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
I like telling people to "grow up" because even if they hate me I can visit them ten years later and say "Took my advice I see"
My kitchen is actually nothing more than a fruit hospice
I`m a crabby a$$ bitch before my coffee ... and after
I went to Jared for my girlfriend`s Christmas gift. I`m sure she will love her Subway gift card.
Spring cleaning: The term that gives us an excuse to only clean once a year.
Uses 3 gallons of water to rinse out yogurt container so it can go into recycling bin
People at work tell me I have a lot of patience. Fact is… there are just way too many witnesses around