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Actually, The quickest way to fix that annoying noise in your car is ... Just open the door and push her out.
To error is human, to forgive is divine, to keep your damn mouth shut is much appreciated.
What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?
It only takes a second to show a person how much you feel about them. The police call it indecent exposure, but whatever...
Studies confirm that smoking withdrawal (for me) can be fatal (for you).
Guess what I saw today ... Everything I looked at. ;)
Since they`re loud and heavily scented already, Abercrombie & Fitch stores really are the ideal spot to go fart.
Jellyfish have survived here on Earth for 650 million years without brains. Great news for most of you.
My friend offered me a free pole dance class. I said no. With my debt, the last thing I need to find out is that I`m great at pole dancing.
If there’s one thing that I’ve learned it’s, that I should have learned way more than one thing.
Don’t judge me for things I did a few seconds ago, I’ve changed since then.
I`m just saying a sarcasm font could go a loooong way!
Anybody else have those FB friends that set up a FB account 4 years ago and posted once or twice and hasn`t been back on since? And you wonder how they can exist without a Life?
From 8am until 12pm, my job basically pays me to think about what I am going to have for lunch
I just googled, "understanding women," the computer crashed.