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I propose we change the names of the upper case P and lower case p to "P standing up" and "p sitting down."
PMS is no joke, you guys. I just ate like three bags of Reese`s Pieces. Oh, and my wife`s really being a bitch.
Someday, I hope to be so rich that I`ll never be happy again.
There`s a certain age where you can no longer use the term "Good girl gone bad". It`s more like "Her old a$$ should know better"
Is it wrong, to put people on your bucket list?
Answer your phone, "come in" just to mess with people once in a while. Count how many seconds it takes for them to respond.
Your just jealous because u don`t hear the voices.
Why is it called a "personal trainer", instead of an "exercist"?
I`m glad the Dentist calls me the day before to remind me to cancel my appointment.
sex is like a joke, some get it some don`t.....
I have a few skeletons in my closet. But, every single one of them deserved it.
If you tell me you`re giving something 110% then Iām assuming the extra 10% is your stupidity.
If a group of midgets performed the YMCA song, it is to be considered that they did it in lowercase?
Actions speak louder than words, unless those words are spoken by a drunken woman.
Bill Gates: A billi a billi a billi JayZ: Half billi half billi half billi Lil Wayne: A milli a milli a milli Me: A dollar a dollar a dollar