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May you never be as bored as whoever figured out that holding a seashell to your ear sounds like the ocean
I`m not sure if I actually have free time or there are things I`m forgetting to do.
New camo condoms! She`ll never see you coming again.
The best thing about telepathy is... I know, right!?
When I was a kid, I used to sing, `A, B, C,D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P`
If I learned anything from my children, it`s that it is always OK to do something stupid, as long as someone DARED you to do it.
The fact that Pitbul is even considered a musician is more disgusting than the fact that toothpaste was invented years after french kissing was.
the only correct answer to are u ticklish? is i have explosive diareha right now
Clapping: Repeatedly high-fiving yourself for someone else`s accomplishments.
I can tell by your boobs that you`ve never seen a bar tab.
A piñata is NOT a good idea for a Halloween costume.
Being alone with my thoughts can be quite boring unless alcohol is involved
"Iowa man arrested after fight over peanut butter and jelly sandwiches" - I`m just gonna assume this is 1 of you guys
Your clothes are making me extremely uncomfortable. Please, take them off.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything.