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I don`t think I could love any person as much as I love BACON... Mmmmm Bacon...
Whoever figured out that you can make cake in a mug in under a minute was probably really going through some sh!t.
I hide from people too, so I get it bigfoot, I get it.
It`s never too late to follow your dreams. Unless your dream is to be a child actor, in which case yes, it`s too late.
I yawn all day at work & school. But when it comes to at night, Iām not tired at all.
I do marathons ... on Netflix.
I`m having trouble telling if it`s killing me or making me stronger
Relationship status: I make my own sandwiches.
People must stop questioning my sanity, it wont answer them.
PRO TIP: If you see a woman crying, never ask if its because of her hair.
Ladies, when it comes to doggy style.....I`m behind you 100%
Objects in spandex are larger than they appear
Spring cleaning: The term that gives us an excuse to only clean once a year.
If you`re buying Smart Water for 4$ a bottle,, I`m sorry to tell you it`s not working
You haven`t truly tested your patience yet until you get stuck behind an undecided person at a Redbox kiosk.