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Question : if you fart at the gym can people wearing headphones still smell it? Asking for a friend
If you just show up to a delivery room in scrubs and carry a videocamera you can usually film like 3 or 4 births before they throw you out.
You can really scare someone when you yell "Peek-a-boo!". Especially when they`re trying on clothes in the fitting room.
Guys i did not copy or edit this status of mine.Please believe this is my own idea!
I found out that middle age is were you finally get your head together and then your body starts falling apart
Don`t apologize because you haven`t posted in a while. No one cared.
If you ever feel unattractive, just remember that you look like your ancestors, and Hey, All of them got laid.
okay it was me..... I did it ..... I let the dogs out
I just want you to be happy…and maybe a little bit naked.
Happy Fathers Day from your handsomerist and smarterist son
You might call it lazy ... I call it selective participation.
Good friends do not let you do stupid things….. alone :)
If your conspiracy theory doesn`t involve cats and dogs, don`t bother me.
You know you’re getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out & have a drink.
All these years and I still don`t understand why they didn`t put Kevin Bacon in Grease.