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Girls think that having their period is the most inconvenient thing they can experience. They`ve obviously never dated a girl who was on her period.
WARNING. Content on my Facebook page may offend. But I don`t f*cking care
As my mother-in-law and I fight to the death for her son`s love, I sometimes think to myself, "This may be the worst prize ever."
Tequila... cuz the bed isn`t goin to spin itself!
I celebrate 4/20 on January 5th, because I know how to reduce fractions unlik the rest of you morons.
I am the bestest at the English language...
"Let`s give the bad guy a ponytail." - 80s movies
My bank is the worst. They`re charging me money for not having enough money in my account. Apparently, I can`t even afford to be broke.
I really need a day inbetween Saturday an Sunday
I swear... my remote just decides to take random vacations sometimes.
I`m not antisocial. I`m pro leave-me-the-hell-alone.
I`m afraid if I start working out, I`ll be too sexy
The worst walk of shame is the one back onto the crowded elevator after getting out on the wrong floor.
Never laugh at your wife`s choices. You are one of them :)
For the past 3 years I have been planning to write an article on Procrastination!!!