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If we can have HD video from Mars,,, then I should have 4 bars on my phone everywhere I go.
Thank God! the women with 3 boobs was a hoax... I just couldn`t wrap my hands around it....
That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced people think you`re stupid.
Lots of people waiting in lines today. Did a new iPhone just come out?
I used to be a camera man in the porn industry but it became too hard...
Yesterday was international ninja day and I didn`t even know. Well played ninja day, well played.
I`m watching Godzilla tonight.... His parents asked me to babysit
"If your father asks you to pick up 5 large bags of ice, the best place to put them is in the backyard in direct sun" ~ My son apparently
Gee I wish I could push the envelope... But it`s stationary.
This strip mall certainly is misleading And I probably should put my clothes back on now.
I want to sleep tighter
If everyone would just be naughty next year, Santa would bring us all coal ... energy crisis solved!
None of us have it as bad as the porcupine giving birth to another porcupine.
Stop undressing me with your eyes!...Use your teeth!
most teens are switching to twitter instead of facebook. noone wants to get on facebook and catch dad pocking mom... if you kno what I mean;)