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Society has put an unnecessary amount of effort into the advancement of yogurt.
Feeling bored? Go to a clothing store and put "one size fits all" stickers on the bras.
They say that nobody is perfect, then they say that practice makes perfect. I wish they`d make up their mind
I`m an optimist. I didn`t lose a sock in the dryer. I found an extra one!
I`ll decide whether it`s a compliment or sexual harassment.
A married man has 2 options in an argument...he can be right or he can be happy
Dating these days must be so hard, because how do you know somebody loves you if they don’t make you a mix tape?
Due to Global Warming Santa will be giving out Solar Panels to all the naughty kids this year!
Have you ever wondered about the look on someone`s face if you hide under their bed and grab their foot in the middle of the night? Just something to think about.....goodnight!
You might think you`re smart until you try using someone else`s microwave.
Last night I was thrown out of the casino for misunderstanding the use of the Crap table.
If you`re not the lead dog, the scenery never changes!
i just fell off a 20ft ladder.. good thing I was on the first step.
I bet the YMCA dance is alot harder to do in Chinese.
Black holes must be where God divided by zero.