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is cuddling up with a good book and a cup of tea. Ah, who am I kidding... I´m looking at Hustler and having a beer.
I love therapy sessions because I get to cry for an hour. It usually freaks out my patient, though.
Ahhhh, bad credit…the best identity theft protection.
There`s a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it`s usually a prescription.
That microwavable meal was delicious and filling! - no one ever
Life was much easier when apples and blackberries were fruits&& not phones
Chocolate comes from Cocoa, which is a tree. That makes cocoa a plant….chocolate is a salad.
Without the sanctity of marriage there wouldn`t be job security for divorce attorneys and marriage counselors.
That mind-blowing moment when you realize chores were really the crap your parents didn’t want to do.
Whenever I`m feeling down... I try to make sure my nails are clipped.
hates when I´m singing along with the radio and the artist messes up the words!
I wonder how the Never-ending story is doing.
I`m smiling ... You should be scared.
Fun thing to do #48: Spice up your food delivery order by ending the call with "And NO cops!"
most teens are switching to twitter instead of facebook. noone wants to get on facebook and catch dad pocking mom... if you kno what I mean;)