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Couldn`t stop thinking about that drought on the west coast while I was watering my driveway today.
I`m already going to hell ... now I`m just trying to get a good spot.
If McDonald`s was smart they`d serve breakfast until 2pm on the weekends.
I can`t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.
Never underestimate the power of a hug. Or a slap upside the head. Whatever works.
often rambles on and on about this and that seeming to be heading towards a point but really just blabbing about nothing.
Love going into a crowded area and yelling, "Hey stupid!!" and seeing how many people turn around.
It really freaks me out that I have a skeleton living inside me......
People complain about auto-correct but it is helpful 99% of the titties.
Was just thinking …. What would the world be like if McDonalds delivered?
Some things make you go hmm. Some things make you go ugh! I make you go "Did he really just say that?"
Life Tip: Get a birthday card with anything you are embarrassed to buy.
Jingle all the way. Nobody likes a half-assed jingler.
So it turns out being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff.
How long does it take to get obsessed?