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I’m starting to think that the gym isn’t really for me. I went this morning and laid down on the mat to do some sit-ups. I woke up 2 hours later.
FINALLY home from work! So, yea...if your phone number is on your profile...I will be drunk dialing you in about 30 minutes or so.
I just dusted and mopped the house like 3 months ago and it’s dirty again. This is bullsh!t.
I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look. That one is shaped like an idiot
Sometimes I`ll catch my reflection in a mirror and I`ll be like, "oh no, that can`t be right."
Life is what happens when you’re not looking at a screen.
Where there`s a will I want to be in it
Roses are red. Monsters are green. Just look in the mirror. You`ll know what I mean.
You are living proof that the Lord is testing me.
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
Why is it called a menstrual calendar and not a flow chart?
Now reached the age where getting lucky is what happens when I can remember where I set my glasses down at
I hate waiting until I`m dead. I want to haunt people now dammit.
There are plenty of fish in the sea ...That`s cool and all....but I`m a human.
"Oh!Look The Smurfs Grew Up!"Grandma those are Avatars." -_-