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I may not have the best parenting skills; but, in my defense, my kids don`t have the best childing skills, either.
I called one of those numbers in the bathroom stall and my wife answered. Very funny guys.
A beautiful woman could post "My dog just died" and she would get replies like "Well, I`m not dead ;)"
Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say, “Close Enough.”
Do you know how many poisonous apples I`d have to give out before I was considered to be the fairest in the land?
These ‘energy saving’ light-bulbs are bullsh!t. They take just as much effort to screw in as the ordinary ones.
Someone`s gotta break it to people under 25 that cameras can also point away from themselves.
Whether you`re a woman or a straight man, taking a bra off is likely to be one of the high points of your day.
I hate it when I get too drunk and just kidding I never hate getting drunk!
My wife says I talk while I sleep. But I’m skeptical. Nobody at work has ever mentioned it.
I dont need to control my anger everyone around me needs to control their habit of pissing me off!
Hash browns not tags.
Soon ovens will come with webcams and wireless connections so that posting photos of your dinner will be even easier.
Admit it, we all have that special someone we`d visit if given a tank to drive for a day
Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.