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Let`s run away together.. Lol jk, I don`t run anywhere.
I think I`m a grown up the same way Dr. Phil is a doctor.
I`m not feeling myself today ... would you do it for me?
Those kids in the Trix commercials were real jerks. Why couldn’t they just share their cereal with the rabbit?
HA! If you think I`M crazy you should meet ME!
Me: Mom…Dad. I’ve decided to live on my own from now on. Parents: Ok, cool. Me: Your luggage is outside.
The word “fireplace” really reveals the creativity of our ancestors
Randomly print things to give your co-workers the impression you’re working.
OMG! I went shopping because I needed a skirt and these earings were on special so I bought four new pairs of shoes!
On average I spend $75 a year to watch bananas turn brown.
I don`t like selfish people. I saw this guy pushing like 50 carts at Wal-mart last night. Really? You think someone else might want one?
Tarantulas make great pets because when they die, rather than grieving you’ll feel an almost overwhelming sense of relief.
What do people mean "get ready for bed"? I am ALWAYS ready for bed.
My name is Fred and I`m a survivor. If you are out there..if anyone is out there. I can provide food/shelter..Anybody please....U are not alone....
Sometimes entire relationships can only be described as “that weird thing I did for a while.”