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Today one of my colleague told...... Buddy let get into serious studies... exams are on our heads.... And then both of us continued to chat with other people on fb for hours
Im pretty sure that my shrink this week mumbled "this is pure gold" under his breath
I don`t like the term "stalker". I prefer "unpaid private investigator".
Anything is possible with the right attitude and a sledgehammer
“Shh.. Do you hear that?” “What? I heard nothing.” “Exactly, it’s the sound of no one caring.”
There’s a good reason I’m up this late: because I have to wake up really early.
ROFL!!….. LOL jk i’m still in my chair.
I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on your bus do not go round & round.
Life Rule #17: Always hold out your hand when someone is counting money in front of you, ...just incase.
I’ve always wanted to climb Mt. Everest…just not more than I don’t want to.
I wish I could google "things to eat in my fridge" so I wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed. ;)
“How are feeling today?” is a polite reminder that you were a mess the night before.
Just had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clock is broken and I`m wide awake. Not sure who won.
Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhh its a secret.
Just seen this girl walk into a lamp post! I could have stopped her but that wouldn`t have been funny would it