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My girlfriend said we can`t hang out this weekend because she doesn`t really exist.
what does bgif mean on a friday night ? ... boobs go in front
Somehow, we`ve got to find a way to STOP the driver of that bus that everyone keeps getting thrown under.
You can test my patience all you want, but Iām never going to pass.
The next time there`s an awkward silence, try whispering, "Did you forget your line?"
A mistress is something between a Mister and a mattress.
It only takes one slow walking person in the grocery store to destoroy the illusion that I am a nice person.
Did you know: Your life expectancy decreases every time you ... PISS ME OFF
I will always be here for you. Unless we run out of beer and someone has some over there. Then I will be over there for you.
tonights theme: grab somebody sexy tell them hey, give me everything tonight!
If your problem can`t be solved by me saying "damn" and nodding a lot, then you shouldn`t come to me for help.
Home sounds like a nice place, until they say they`re going to put you in one.
Sorry ladies, but I already got my eyes on a woman who`s not interested.
Hey mother in law.... Don`t tell me how to raise my kids. Im still trying to raise yours.
No, PornHub, I would NOT like to share this video with my friends and family on facebook.