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People who try to test my patience don`t realize it`s an exam I don`t plan on passing
WARNING!! I have character defects and I`m not afraid to use them.
Never realized how out of shape I was until I started sweating after using scissors for 30 seconds.
There`s nothing like sitting by an open fire..watching the evidence burn.
If the TV show "Cops" has taught me anything, it`s to stay away from people with blurry faces....... they always seem to attract trouble.......
Why don`t we wait for life on other planets to find us? Why do we have to do all the work?
I fell asleep at the wheel last weekend. My pottery was ruined.
As I was signing into my email account instead of yahoo.com I typed hayoo.com...nope, it wasn`t right but I got to thinking it would be quite appropriate, afterall, we`re trying to get someone`s attention, right?
I`m a firm believer that if something takes 10 minutes to cook on 200 degrees then it should only take 5 minutes to cook on 400 degrees
I told you a million times do not exaggerate!
We`re like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You`re hot, and I wanna be on top of you.
Good friends do not let you do stupid things….. alone :)
Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.
Hoping that Steve Harvey isn`t the one announcing the winning Powerball numbers tonight!
If Welch’s is 100% Grape Juice, then why the heck do you list 4 other ingredients?