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In movies, do actors wear costume underwear? Or underwear from home? The whole thing is confusing. I don`t think I can keep watching movies
The Hobbit 2: we`ve still got a long way to walk
I thought about going outside and doing something today but my Wi-Fi really doesn’t reach very far.
what if the princess wants to be with bowser, but mario keeps kidnapping her
Learn to spell. Auto Correct isn’t always write.
How funny is it when you’re telling somebody a made-up story and someone says “Oh yeah I heard about that”?
Sometimes I just wish people were as easy to forget as PIN numbers.
Even if your life was a total waste of space, there’s always hope that you’ll die in a weird enough way to make a CSI episode.
We all need that special person in our lives that makes it worth while to shave our pubes.
Who am I calling stupid?? Good question.... What`s your name?!
I like to go to the bathroom with the door open, because it keeps other people from getting onto the elevator with me.
Not only am I a master of suspense, but I...
I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar and accidentally wrote a One Direction song.
The worst walk of shame is the one back onto the crowded elevator after getting out on the wrong floor.
If two wrongs don`t make a right, try three.