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Somedays I could do without the life lesson
My boss hates "yes" men and I have to agree with him.
There`s no better reminder to visit your dentist than a trip to Walmart.
I don’t necessarily enjoy being the bad influence…but hey, somebody has to do it!
I saw a lady with twins babies. One had a shirt that said ‘Copy’ the other ‘Paste’. That made my day.
"You CAN even."- white girl life coach
If someone says “you’re funny” instead of laughing, you’re not.
I was all ears until you said something that sounded like advice.
It`s frustrating to know, I`ll never experience the exhilaration of getting to meet me.
The awkward moment when people think you`re drunk when in fact you`re just a blast naturally.
The naked truth, is always better than someone’s best dressed lie.
I`m not feeling myself today..... Perhaps I should feel someone else.
Put your gossiping skills to the test, go write a novel...
Crazy to think back before camera phones we all used to sit in front of bathroom mirrors with sketch pads.
Fact: You wish Facebook had the middle finger button.