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In today`s world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!
I may be crazy, but crazy is better than stupid.
The trick to falling asleep is putting your phone down. Unfortunately, that`s not a risk I`m willing to take.
"You drive me to drink!!!" ~Me shouting to the taxi driver.
my friends status was "standing on the edge of a cliff" ... so I poked him
If you smoke after sex, you`re doing it to fast.
I have never faked a sarcasm in my entire life!
Any woman can make you a Millionaire.. You only have to be a Billionaire first.
People who describe things as "better than sex" are obviously having the wrong kind of sex.
it`s friday o clock
Is it just me or do mirrors look really sexy?
Learning how to break wooden boards in karate is important in case you ever get in a fight with a house.
Where is the button to restart summer?
Kinda hypocritical of me to complain about people who send mixed signals seeing as the mat in front of my door says "welcome"...
most teens are switching to twitter instead of facebook. noone wants to get on facebook and catch dad pocking mom... if you kno what I mean;)