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So tell me, does it hurt to be so full of sh!t?
If you can`t handle me at my worst...I don`t blame you, neither can I.
Bought some cheese at one of those fancy cheese shops today. It was legend dairy...
I don’t necessarily enjoy being the bad influence…but hey, somebody has to do it!
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
If your talking behind my back then guess what? Your in a pretty good position to kiss my a$$!!!!
My friend offered me a free pole dance class. I said no. With my debt, the last thing I need to find out is that I`m great at pole dancing.
I want to know what horrific ideas were rejected before they decided "Vagisil" was the best possible brand name?
As a kid, my parents told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, this is called "Identity Theft".
I saved over $1000.00 on Black Friday. I stayed home and didn`t shop.
Man cannot live on bread alone ... hence beer and stuff.
People says nothing is imposible.. But i do nothing everyday!!
The first guy who made fire by rubbing two sticks together probably did a lot of other weird sh!t.
Intelligence is like underwear. It`s important that you have it but there`s no need to show it off.
I often worry about the safety of my children, especially the one that is rolling their eyes at me & talking back right now.