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"You`ve got a friend in me." - Cannibals, probably
Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
My wife even says "NO" in her sleep. The force is strong with this one.
No, I would not like to know what fruit my body is shaped like.
I don`t hit the "Like" button on my own statuses because I am self-centered, it`s just that I amaze myself sometimes and I want to show my appreciation!!!!!!
I love you in a bipolar way because I hate you.
The word “fireplace” really reveals the creativity of our ancestors
Gym update: not there
I`m getting sick of these porn sites listing my videos as "amateur".
The longest yard for me is that space between me and the nacho dip
No one has ever been in an empty room.
You may think I`m a loser, but to my goldfish, I`m the god of flakes.
once again Tequila is the Delete History button of my brain.
I wondered how smokers could afford them, until I realized they don`t have to save for retirement..
Don’t judge me because I only have $4 in my pocket. Judge me because I stole it off my daughter’s night stand.