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Didn’t Selfie Sticks used to be called Friends?
I don`t care about your status...
I just had a conversation with my-self...but it just turned into an argument. I think it`s that time of the month...
I`m ashamed of what I did for a Klondike bar.
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
Someone said to me earlier, "Your face looks very familiar". I said, "I know, I`ve had it a long time."
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in digust, but deep down inside they want some.
I hate people who say "Age is just a number" — Age is clearly a word.
I really respect people that don`t drink excessively, gamble, curse, do drugs, spend excessively, act irresponsibly and stay up late. And by "respect" I mean "don`t wanna hang out with"
How can I learn to be more patient? (I`m only interested in quick-fix solutions with immediate results please)
After spending the last week stealing cars and killing people I just found out GTA had missions.
I`ve upped my driving skills, no go Up yours!
A guide to hating people. Step 1: get to know them.
I say the things better left unsaid.
I love food, napping on the couch, and getting super excited about car rides, I`m basically a golden retriever.