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Can anyone recommend a good movie to kinda listen to while I stare at my phone?
I believe in love at first episode.
Someone needs to take a chain saw to your family tree.
If you can’t be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.
Whenever someone ends their status with "LOL" I know it`s a repost, cuz...who the hell laughs at their own statuses? LMAO!
Funny how drinking 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers, and 6 shots, go down like a fat kid on a see-saw.
It’s strange to think that the sound of nature is the sound of millions of animals desperately trying to get laid.
I had to explain the Goonies today... so I`m feeling super old and bitter.
Okay im going to make myself a sandwich, and i better have some votes when i come back. -.-
I did a half hour on the treadmill each day last week. This week, I`m up to 1 hour a day. I`m slowly building up to actually turning it on some time in the future.
I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I love to punch in the face.
I don`t care if its a scam! Just the fact that the Prince of Nigeria sends me personal email makes me feel special!
So far,,, I`ve spent 300% of this week exaggerating.
Is anyone going to tell America`s funniest videos about YouTube?
A sure cure for sea-sickness is to sit under a tree.