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When I die, I don`t want to go sober...
I just passed the local college and saw 3 very fit young ladies with very tight yoga pants walking to class...I have never been so motivated to return to college.
Alway be nice to anyone that has full access to your toothbrush.
To all the people who think they don`t need deodorant: What in the world would make you think that?
Was sitting, doing nothing. Then I realized I could be sitting and doing nothing on Facebook. So here I am.
It`s never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes.
Babysitters are just teenagers who behave like adults so that adults can go out and behave like teenagers.
Never trust a married guys opinion of who`s hot. It`s like asking a starving guy what food tastes good.
a friend will calm you down when you`re angry a best friend will run beside you with a baseball bat shouting, "somebody`s gonna get it!"
Thanksgiving advice: Sit at the kids table for as many years as possible.
My phone just filmed a 6 hour documentary about life inside my pocket
I swear I can hear Google sigh every time I start typing in their search bar.
With all the new car technology you would think someone could invent a side mirror that could show where an object actually appears.
It’s so nice outside I should probably close the blinds so there isn’t a glare on my screen.
Is it just me, or did anyone else wake up on the SEXY side of the bed this morning?