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I hear Internet Explorer 10 is going to allow you to download and install Firefox up to three times faster.
Ferris Bueller did more in one day than I did last year.
"It`s the little things in life that make you laugh," my mom used to say. I never understood it until I saw two midgets fighting at Walmart.
if its got tits you will get nothing but trouble !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Being naked isn`t fun" - said no one ever.
Facebook: Making stalking people much more convenient since 2004.
Vodka...deleting memories since...uhh...
I dont pay for cabs if I’m too drunk to drive. I find the nearest Dominos, order a pizza delivery to my house & ask for a ride home with it.
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
According to new research, too much sex can cause memory loss. Finally, something that explains my ultra detailed photographic memory.
I wonder how many people die each year as a result of lifeguards running in slow motion.
When I see someone yawn, I yawn. I wish it was the same with exercising....
Can you shut up now?! Because talking to you sounds less appealing then playing leapfrog with unicorns.
Only 3 more days until millions of people join the gym for a week.
If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.