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I`m kind of clueless about pop culture. I thought "Hogwarts" was an STD
You know it`s been a good day when you finally take your pajamas off - and put some new ones on.
I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.
One thing`s for sure when I shower with my boyfriend. My titties are spotless!!
If a girls tongue being pierced really mattered, then I would have my palm pierced!
That awkward moment when you finally realize what your rice krispies are saying to you.
Ever wonder why divorces are expensive? Because they are worth it!
There is nothing like sitting naked in a beanbag chair eating Cheetos. ...I sure hope they let me back in Walmart.
If you ever feel unattractive, just remember that you look like your ancestors, and Hey, All of them got laid.
EVERY Friday is good in my book!
People in glass houses can throw whatever they want. They live in a glass house, I`m not expecting them to be practical
I tried sniffing coke once but the ice cubes kept getting sucked in my nose!
So how many pokes does it take before its considered a heavy petting?
I don`t know what your problem is, but I`ll bet it`s hard to pronounce.
If you’re a douchebag, it’s so easy to find the right hat.