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Apparently somebody gets stabbed every 52 seconds...sucks to be that guy
I wash once and dry 3-4 times, depending on how much I want to delay folding my clothes.
Reverse Psychology: DO not STALK MY FB PAGE. YOU ARE not OBSESSED WITH ME...
I totally love and fully respect that you`re a little bit slutty
I can already tell this is going to be one of those days where I am not rich and famous.
DRINK BEER SAVE WATER..www.godrunk.com
I`m sorry if I looked interested. You probably caught me fantasizing about bacon.
Screw love... I`d rather fall in chocolate.
hmmmm...halo or horns today??
I need a partner in wine.
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they`re going to be when you kill them.
I bet cats are mad they can’t sit on televisions anymore.
Fun Fact: Valentine`s Day was created by a woman than didn`t get what she wanted for Christmas.
You`re always ahead of schedule when it comes to disappointing me.
why we do not have a romance class...............