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We are so fortunate not to live in China, they have to hide their posts in cookies.
When I say “the other day” I could mean yesterday or 5 years ago there’s no in between.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle
The right man will love you unconditionally, will be loyal, and will always be happy to see you. ... Oh wait, That`s my dog. My dog does that.
You know you`ve picked the right friends if no one has nominated you for the ice bucket challenge
I was reading that it takes the average man four minutes to have sex, and he’s asleep eight minutes after that. This sounds very dangerous, because by then most men are driving home.
When your wife`s in labour, never sneak a look at the business end; it`s like watching your favourite pub burn down.
Today is the first day of the rest of my Vodka.
havung sex in a elevator is wrong on so many levels....no mattet what floor your on
I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.
Sometimes, I question my sanity ... Sometimes, it replies
Setting an alarm is how we ruin days that haven`t even started yet.
What if Spider Man has to stop a crime in the countryside
People say I`m too patronising (that means I treat them as if they`re stupid).
Dear whoever ate my fries while i was in the ball pit at McDonald`s... grow up!!