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"You`re right I`m sorry. You`re right I`m sorry. You`re right I`m sorry. You`re right I`m sorry" - me practicing for a successful relationship.
It`s kind of funny how so many people think that being gay is a choice but being fat isn`t
My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat.
IM LOST! I`ve gone to look for my self. If u see me, tell me to wait here till I get back.
Fun game: Borrow some tools from your neighbor and return them one by one covered in blood, until they move...
If you want to preview of the new iPhone 8 and try it out for free before buying it just look at your iPhone 7 and pretend it cost several hundred dollars more.
Really discouraging that there`s still bald people in sci fi movies.
Nothing says "party" like a red plastic cup.
I`m an optimist. To me, the glass is always half alcohol.
I tried my best to see things from your point a view, but your point of view is stupid.
At the start of every relationship many girls treat their boys as a GOD but later the alphabets are reversed
If I’ve learned anything from these ghost hunter shows, it’s that everyone speaks English after they die.
The best part of an argument is the make up sex...unless you`re fighting with your brother.
If I had spoken to my parents the way some children do now, I would not be here to share this status.
This ad says: "3 out of 5 smokers die" Apparently the other 2 become immortal.