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A Girl Scout made headlines when she sold cookies outside a Colorado pot shop. There’s no word on how she plans to spend her first million.
Just bought myself a mistletoe belt buckle. Wish me luck.
One time I snuck a whole rotisserie chicken into a movie, cause candy is for amateurs.
Fellas.....the girl on the flyer is never at the club
Sorry I liked your status, I was cleaning my phone.
How many V and M can see
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Your a$$ must be jealous everytime sh*t comes out of your mouth.
Things that keep me awake # 408...How do Amish girls know if it’s a romantic candlelit dinner or just regular dinner?
I read in a book somewhere that we only use 12% of our brains....I wonder what the other half is for?
Your silent treatment should be accompanied by a disappearing act.
The problem with coffee is trying to make it when you haven`t had any yet.
The phrase "the truth shall set you free" does not apply to murder.
"We have HBO" - apparently still a bragging point in the motel industry.
One man`s LOL is another man`s WTF
In the South, they remove the `g` from the end of most words. Just sayin`.