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Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
You guys know that there are things higher than kites, right?
If I ever only have 3 months to live, I want my ex wife to be with me. That would be the longest 3 months of my life.
Please don`t post that political joke you just came up with. . . it really wasn`t that funny to begin with. Thanks for understanding. -the rest of us
Every pizza is a personal pizza, if you try hard and believe in yourself.
Is it wrong to drop off drunks at houses that aren`t theirs?
The next time the creepy guy at the bar asks you "Why aren`t you smiling?" simply reply, "I don`t smile while I fart."
If you`re wondering why you`re single, date someone. You`ll remember
Apparently this dude at the mall was just tying his shoe and did NOT want to play leap frog. My bad, dude. My bad.
Why can`t life be as easy as I am?
She calls it cuddling. I call it strategic body placement for the war of the covers that is about to take place.
Being fabulous all day makes me really, really tired
If your day was that bad, why do you assume we want to know about it?
You know when dogs sticks their heads out of a moving car window, bite at the air and it looks like fun? I tried it. It is.
Apparently, driving past police cars while drinking water from an old vodka bottle isn`t `funny` and is technically `wasting` police time