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Screw it, Iām starting Friday now.
" a fool and his money ----- are never around when you need a loan......"
Life is beautiful ...... but Monday`s suck all the way around.
My friend is a magician, she can turn anything into an argument.
I consider my body less of a temple and more of a ruin.
Thank you, True Crime, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn`t stop that murder.
Call me crazy, but I don`t think I really need to be in this mental institution.
Some people are training as complainers like it is a competitive sport
The future is much like the present, only longer.
Getting stuff out of my refrigerator is like playing Jenga.
Reckon the first person to make popcorn by accident probably ran away
I`m a nonviolent person until I see a spider. Then I turn into Al Capone and "I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND!
I love Ebay. Sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month.
I`d like to thank the person who looked at a buzzing Bee-hive and thought: "Those ba$tards are hiding something delicious in there I know it."
When I`m bored, I send a text to a random number saying, " I hid the body, now what?"