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My superpower is making people laugh ... Which would be great if I was trying to be funny
If you watched a person cut a piece of wood, would that be sawed or seen?
This hangover feels like Quentin Tarantino directed it.
"Nineteen letters long" is 19 letters long.
My favorite sexual position is pretty much any of them. I`m just glad to be involved.
For a guy who cant figure out how a remote works my dad sure has a lot of advice for Obama.
Every job in the world should require their employees to enter and leave work in a Soul Train line.
My wife said if this gets 100 likes, we`ll try butt stuff........ * Please DON`T like,,, her strap-on is big and scary.....
I thought I was feeling a little bloated today, turns out I had my underwear on backwards.
lifes a laugh, start living it!
I will resolve to spend less time on Facebook..............ok, got that one out of the way.....................
If I could have a superpower, it would be the ability to watch people workout and then absorb their health benefits...
I find myself highly addicted to books as of late. Once I start coloring the first few pages I can`t stop....
Vodka can be mixed with anything, including more vodka.
I once met a guy who was addicted to huffing brake fluid. He said he could stop any time.