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Occasionally, I like to agree with a man just to watch the look of fear, confusion and nervous-anxiety.
I wish the "Do not ask me again" option existed in real life.
20 years from now, one of the hardest things our kids will be faced with is finding a screen name which is not already taken!
Such a relief when things I`ve been meaning to do become things I meant to do but now it`s too late.
NERD WEDDING: Instead of saying “I do.” They say “I accept the terms & conditions.”
Shouldn`t there have been one scene in The Karate Kid where Daniel`s mom was like "Why are you constantly in that old man`s shed?"
Saying "I`m offended" is basically telling the world you can`t control your own emotions so everyone else should do it for you.
If you don`t pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?
Whenever our neighbor`s dog is barking, I know there`s either someone at their door or literally anything else in the universe has happened.
If I`ve learned anything from Facebook, it`s that you shouldn`t be learning on Facebook.
Is it ok to take a personal day if none of your pants fit?
I just found out that all the people who say "You haven`t changed a bit" have been lying to me. :)
After joining Facebook, my TV became radio.
I`m giving up procrastination for Lent ... starting tomorrow.
People would believe everything I say.. if it wasn`t for everything I say.