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My salad pic. got more likes than your selfie.
I pay $200 a month for car insurance, I`ll run all the red lights I want
If I truly posted what was on my mind ... I´d most likely be in a psychiatric hospital right now.
A new study says schizophrenia and pot smoking are genetically linked — but don`t worry, another study says you`re just being paranoid.
my Dr. says i have ADHD, i dont know how they see.... oooooh a squirrel!
If you can say "I made six figures last year," you either have a well paying job or you`re the worst employee at a toy factory
Some days the problem is I care too much... Today was not one of those days...
Sometimes bigger is just heavier
Helped my kid pick out a "famous past explorer" for a class assignment. Hope no one else in her class picks Internet Explorer 6.
It turns out that playing strip solitaire isn`t nearly as much fun as playing strip poker. Especially at work...
PRO TIP: If you walk around the mall hitting kids in the face with the shopping bags, your wife won`t make you carry them.
Grammar is important! Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your Uncle jack off a horse.
Hmmmmm,,,, Turns out all this time, I’ve been using a life couch instead of a life coach.
If you had to choose between your significant other and a million dollars, what`s the first thing you`d buy?
When I say I can cook, I mean I can melt cheese on stuff.