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Whoever lost a bundle of $20 bills tied up in a rubber band..I found the rubber band..
There`s no point in using a big word, when an infinitesimally diminutive one will do.
I’m exhausted just thinking of everything I have to do.
How do I tell a man he loves me?
Ironically the only way I`d watch the 50 Shades of Grey movie is if you tied me to a chair and forced me to.
Pretty sure I look forward to my boss` vacation`s more than he does.
Funny word combinations :Clearly misunderstood, Exact estimate, Small crowd, Act naturally, Found missing, Fully empty and above all ... Happily Married
I can tell by your boobs that you`ve never seen a bar tab.
There are only two types of honest people in this world.....small children and drunk people.
I don`t have a drinking problem, you have a problem with my drinking. Big difference.
It`s funny how things change when you get older. It seems like just yesterday I would spend my evenings on the front porch and treat myself to some killer weed. Now I spend my
“Star Wars” fans are very upset that the story line of the upcoming new “Star Wars” movie has been leaked. Apparently the movie starts with R2-D2, Chewbacca, and Han
When I was little I didn`t care about things like what to wear, my parents dressed me. Looking back at some of my old pictures, it`s obvious that my parents didn`t care either.
A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.
All cookies are "bite size" if you believe in yourself enough.