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If Miley doesn`t get her sh!t together, all these Hannah Montana collectibles are never gonna get my kids through college.
When someone is in a bad mood, I like to help matters by pointing out several times that they seem to be in a bad mood.
My life`s paradox: I love sleeping, but I never want to go to bed early.
For daylight savings, we should move the clocks forward an hour on Monday at 9 AM so that we lose an hour of work instead of sleep.
What if every time a song pops into your head, it’s really just your brain intercepting one of the bajillion radio signals bouncing around you?
Explain to me the down side of being under house arrest.
I hide from people too, so I get it bigfoot, I get it.
Thank goodness I`m loud and obnoxious all the time, so my family can`t blame it on the alcohol.
The future is much like the present, only longer.
If you replace the "W" in "where" "what" and "when" with "T" you get answers to the questions.
I`m pretty sure by now “lazy” is just part of my personality description.
Pretty much the only time I want to hear about your ex is if she`s standing behind me with a weapon, other than that I`m good.
Between the coffee and the cocaine, it looks like the mission of Colombia is to wake up the world.
If you`re "just sayin", then just shut the hell up.
Guys just want a virgin porn star and girls just want a dangerous safe guy.