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I always knew that one day I`d end up face-down in the gutter. I just didn`t expect everyone to keep on bowling...
I`m sure the fellow below don`t have big feet :(
Pornography only gets called by its full name when it`s in trouble too.
Remember when phones were stupid and people were smart?
If you never used that plastic thing that keeps pizza from sticking to the box lid as GI Joe`s poker table you`re too mature for me.
I think it`s safe to take the fax numbers off our business cards, now, everybody.
If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.
Just one more drink and then I`m outta here" is one of my favorite lies.
All i wanna know is how this website knew my name is Guest?
Did you know that DNA actually stands for "National Dislectic Association"
Drunk me absolutely loves creating awkward encounters for sober me.
Born free. Now, I’m expensive.
If two wrongs don`t make a right, try three.
Good For OJ, he gets to take another stab at life..
You know, rumor has it that the Mona Lisa may have been the first selfie.