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If every social website was set up to look like a spreadsheet, pretending to work would be so much easier for me.
I`m not ignoring you, I am simply giving you time to reflect on what an idiot you are being.
The officer said, "you drinking?" I said, "you buying?" then we both laughed and laughed... And now I need bail money.
We`re all here because we`re not all there...
wants my 260 FB friends to know I love you all..except #193
Don´t worry ... It only seems kinky the first time.
I do what I want, when I want, where I want. If my wife says it`s okay.
I have no time for stupid people But they sure seem to have time for me.
I tell my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage
you can´t drink all day if you don´t start in the morning
Life is tough. Put on your big girl panties and deal with it like the rest of us.
Excellent Group Ice Breaker: Do you think sailors feel pressured to swear?
Ain`t no sunshine when she`s gone..... or sandwiches.... Ain`t no sandwiches either.
I think Facebook now comes under the housework category.
Procrastination............I`ll make a joke about it later.